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🗓️ 30 November 2015
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard. It's Monday, November 30th, two o'clock for what it's worth. |
0:05.2 | Uh, how was everyone's Thanksgiving? I don't know why I'm asking you questions. You cannot answer me. |
0:10.1 | But I hope everyone had a |
0:12.3 | happy Thanksgiving. I know I did. |
0:15.4 | Nothing really crazy happened this Thanksgiving. Usually there's some fucking wild shit. Someone gets drunk, knocks over whatever and |
0:21.3 | you know, whatever. I'm sure someone out there who's listening had one of those stories that happened and you're like, oh yeah, my uncle got drunk |
0:27.2 | and he told us that he's dick's bigger than my dad's or something. You know, there's always something like that. |
0:32.9 | Yeah, when I was younger, I dropped the I dropped the whole turkey on Thanksgiving. I was like nine years old. I've told this before like in a video. |
0:41.0 | I was like I was nine years old and I was trying I was like helping my mom or whatever, which I wasn't helping at all. Obviously I'm nine. |
0:48.4 | I was just like getting her like whatever the hell she needed and sometimes she let me like, |
0:52.4 | I've based the turkey. Is that the right terminology based? |
0:57.7 | And then I took it upon myself to be like, hey, let me take this turkey to the fucking table because I'm a boss. Right. |
1:05.1 | So I take this fucking turkey with this metal plate with combined weight way more than I do at that age, and I'm walking and I'm fucking, you know, |
1:14.4 | I'm, I'm tipping all over the place. There's like juice flying all over my hands. And then finally the turkey falls and hits the ground. |
1:21.3 | And no one saw except me and my cousin. And I just like looked at the turkey and then looked at her looked back at the turkey, looked back at her. It was like, |
1:33.9 | shut the fuck up. Don't say I goddamn thing. And then I put the turkey on the plate and we ate it. And it was good. You know, I like to think that I helped out with that. Maybe there was a good some, you know, |
1:45.6 | some bacteria from the floor added to the flavor. Maybe I don't fucking know. Anyway, |
1:52.2 | the majority of this podcast is going to be talked about this fucking dumbest fucking thing I've seen in a long time, people. |
2:01.7 | dumb fucking thing. All right. So there's this kid, right. His name's Sam Pepper. Big fucking idiot. All right. He's a YouTuber from God knows where, but he does like these fake |
2:15.6 | prank videos. You know how all because listen, all the prank videos on YouTube are fake now. Not a real. It's gone to the point where they're so ridiculous that like they are made up because the pranks that were real were cool because they were really got cool reactions. |
2:34.7 | Now people are just setting them up and getting and telling actors, hey, you have a fucking crazy reaction. Pull out a gun, beat me up with how would a pipe, you know, |
2:43.7 | whatever I got to do to get a million views. But this kid Sam Pepper, he made a video. First of all, let me just give you a background check on this fucking kid. He, uh, he's a YouTuber. He's got two million subscribers. And he was accused of like raping or sexually assaulting a bunch of girls. They all came out and were like, hey, he did this to me. He did this to me. And, um, you know, so that's his background. |
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