Welcome back to the basement yard. It is currently November 23rd Monday. It's 1.30 a.m.

I don't know why I'm giving you these fucking extra- like it's sunny out. You guys want to know the weather too?

I don't know why I'm telling you all this but whatever. I'm a fucking idiot. But anyway,

yesterday was the AMAs, um, which I didn't watch because Monday night football was on.

But I saw a bunch of shit on Twitter because obviously everyone's like live tweeting it and stuff.

Um, I did see a picture of one direction on like the red carpet and wow.

First of all, I tweeted it, you know, thinking how it was safe but it's not safe because the

fan girls are watching. I don't even know how they find me but they do. But um, so anyway,

one direction is on like the red carpet and like three of these dudes are wearing suits. They look

great. And then Harry Styles is a, I don't know what this guy's wearing, all right? It's like a floral

pattern jacket and pants that are like identical and the pants are like bell bottoms. So I was like,

what the fuck is kid wearing, right? Fully aware that I know nothing about fashion, right? This

could be the cool suit on earth. But to me, I'm like, that looks fucking weird. So I screenshot

the picture posted it and I all I said, I didn't even go crazy. I didn't, you know, go in. All I

said was I have questions, right? I said I have questions. And then the fan girls found me, I don't

know how, but they went fucking crazy. There was, it was funny because they're all like, who are

you irrelevant? Oh yeah, okay. And then like since I said I have questions, a lot of people

were like, I have a question. Who the fuck are you? It was great. Oh man, it's good. Someone said,

Joe, don't do this to me. I was starting to like you. Oh man. Don't make me fight you.

Fucking 11 year old girl wants to fight me somewhere. Oh my god. I would totally win that fight too

because you're 11, you know? No way you could win that one. But I'm laughing at myself. I'm going

fucking crazy. It's insane. But a lot of people were doing some shit. There was a one tweet that I

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