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Sean of the South

The Worrier

Sean of the South

Sean Dietrich

Personal Journals, S-town, Music, Alabama, Garrison Keillor, Storytelling, Story, Garden And Gun, Southern Living, Serial, Southern Culture, S Town, Old Radio, Lake Wobegon, Stories, Prairie Home Companion, Arts, Society & Culture, Live From Here, Story Podcast

5.0546 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Are 50% of holiday deaths really from Christmas lights? This and more things to worry about on today's episode! To subscribe to Sean's daily blog, https://seandietrich.com/subscribe/ For information on events or other Sean of the South news, visit https://seandietrich.com/ To sponsor an episode, email LauraBeth@SeanDietrich.com Sean Dietrich is a columnist, humorist, multi-instrumentalist, and stand-up storyteller known for his commentary on life in the American South. His work has appea...

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0:33.2

The Warrior

0:33.7

You don't want to know what goes to the... The Warrior. You don't want to know what goes through the warrior.

0:40.4

You don't want to know what goes through the mind of a warrior.

0:43.9

We were about money, life-threatening illness, rabbit kitty cats, and rollerblades.

0:49.8

I am a warrior.

0:51.9

Take, for instance, a harmless ant bite.

0:54.8

It looks an awful lot like a black widow bite to the naked eye.

0:58.4

So do mosquito bites, and raised freckles and flax of barbecue sauce.

1:03.4

Once while doing yard work, a small spider darted up the leg of my pants.

1:08.4

It made it as far as my you know what's.

1:13.2

I stripped down to bare flesh only to discover our neighbor watching me do a version of the Roger Rabbit unfit for cable television.

1:19.8

But I worry about more than just spiders. See, whenever someone offers me a drink, I sniff the glass

1:26.4

for unfamiliar residues. See, I'm no dummy.

1:29.0

I watched A-Line before. One minute, you're making small talk, and then, bam, a little anter-freezing

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