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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations,

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

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Look, fellas, I have not stopped thinking about my last intro.

It was bad.

You've been a man in the mirror.

It was...

It was objectively horrifying.

You're made up for it.

And as the man with the musical background, I was ashamed.

I liked that one because it started a little earlier. I liked that one because it started a little earlier.

I like that one because it had a difficult, like, you know, you got like the floor

routine in the Olympics and you've got a couple of those, the passes.

Here comes a triple.

Yeah.

It had a difficult part in the middle.

And then you actually, I believe you played some horns.

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