Licking Mars & The Worst Playlist Ever - Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, we talk about licking planets and interplanetary royalty. We also take the time to find the line between Andy’s generosity and selfishness. Then, find out why Jason doesn’t want his family to listen to this episode. Would you rather people have access to your search history or your purchase history? Lastly, we close down the show with a very annoying draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads. If you want to help support this show and get access to the entire archive,
0:07.4	ad free, go to spitballerspod.com, click Become a Spitwad. And you can do what you've always dreamed of doing,
0:17.4	which is become an official spitwad.
0:33.8	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:36.9	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:42.9	See, Babu, babo, ba-poo, sad-a-da-a-bum-a-mo!
0:50.5	Well, you got me to laugh.
0:54.2	It's not how tight you grip the microphone.
0:57.0	Darn it.
0:57.5	I was really hoping that's what mattered because I got this, I got this mic on lockdown.
1:03.4	You were getting into it so early.
1:06.1	I had to.
1:07.1	To try to muster up.
1:08.6	It wasn't so bad.
1:09.8	It wasn't so bad.
1:10.6	Not your worst. It's not my worst. And I so bad. It wasn't so bad. Not your worst.
1:12.0	It's not my worst.
1:12.9	And I'm proud.
1:13.7	I'm proud of that.
1:14.4	Not your best.
1:16.0	Is that true?
1:16.8	Yeah, it's true.
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