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The Greetings, parish orphans, and retrogrades.

Timothy Gordon here with an installment of Rules for Retrogrades today.

I'm excited to bring to you America's top conservative comic, according to the well-earned

repute of many, many of our best thinkers, Mr. Evans Sayett, who is the best,

according to Ann Coulter, the top conservative comedian around. You can check his credentials.

They're impeccable. Mr. Sayett, thank you for joining us here today.

You know, there's actually video of me doing it so they can go check for themselves.

I've got an hour-long special that's available at Amazon Prime for free if you've got Amazon Prime as a matter of fact.

Go watch my special.

It's called Evan Say It, A Deplorable Mind.

And Timothy, that's the fastest I've ever gotten to a plug ever.

That's what we do here, man.

That's what deplorables do.

We're grifters.

All my detractors out there call me a grifter,

selling my books, selling my stuff.

And I like to look out for,

I got you six if you're a fellow grifter.

So what's up?

Go check out Evan Sayett on Amazon Pride.

He's got a deplorable mind.

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