What's up everybody, welcome to another episode of Long Days.

I am very excited to have a little chat episode today.

We have a real journalist here, not like me, although my Twitter bio does say journalists

and scientists, I have to admit I'm a liar, I'm a liar and there's no consequences

for it.

My pronouns are not he-ha, but that's what I put on my profile so it has to be right.

We got an actual real journalist, we put her in an Uber, she thought she was going to

get killed by the Russian mob on the way here and then she came and she used a bathroom

that has no mirror.

But I gave her a nice glass of water, de Blasio's finest, I mean are you used to this level

of green room treatment to just walk into the first apartment I ever bought?

I mean would you ever think in this, you have to admit before we start because your book

is incredible, obviously you got this clip going around that's gone viral.

Is this not an indication doing this podcast today, what kind of crazy world we're living

in where there are kind of Arnold rules that you took an Uber here, this is going out

to a lot of people believe it or not and this is the scenery here, this is a real, this

is media now.

I have to say like I really feel like I made it, like sitting here like just with you and

knowing that anything could happen.

Yes, anything could happen, like I said was a comedian's podcast so it starts wrong.

So it can't go right.

But I know when you were a little girl dreaming about being a journalist, you probably thought

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