No Water in The Pool

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

How could you ignore the Kyle Rittenhouse trial right now. Just a good ole American kid out for a stroll? A moral vigilante protecting Buffalo Wild Wings and such? Or, a white supremacist who worships at the alter of the KKK? We get to the bottom of it on this objective news program. Paul Rudd drinking baby blood? Is that what makes him People’s Sexist Man of The Year? Tune in! No follow up questions for Aaron Rodgers? I say it’s a failure of sports journalism. Tune in. Travis Scott or Live nation or Satan, who is to blame?! Marjorie Taylor Greene’s forbidden love affair with Luis Farrakhan, Wasdadealis! And finally, Queen Kamala Harris wants trees categorized by race, NASA get to werk! It’s LongDays and you know was da deal is.

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0:00.0	Good evening, everybody. This is your weekly recap of news with the last journalist left
0:13.1	in the country. Yannis Papis. That is my name. And Wastadelas is my game. What a week in
0:23.4	America Red, White, and Blue. I'm talking to my coastal elites up in that bubble. Shot
0:29.3	out y'all. Shot out y'all. I'm also talking to my Rust Bell Americans. Shot out y'all.
0:36.0	Football seasons here. So I take it. You're a little happier with your bud-lives and coastal
0:42.6	elites. Rust roads in Bangladesh. Sushi in the middle of the aisle. Oh my god. Wait, what?
0:49.3	Are we getting sucky? Everyone is getting back to normal. The borders are opening. International
0:56.4	travels coming. Hopefully this floods the stores. And demand goes even farther up as we shoot
1:05.1	back into the regular world. And a supply chain cannot keep up with our demand. Let me tell
1:12.5	you something. We are a fat kid who's been making weight. We've been trying to cut weight
1:19.6	to get in shape for a heavy weight match. That's what COVID's been. Now the fight is over.
1:25.2	So what do you think? A fighter like us. We're the Gypsy King. Okay. We're Tyson Fury.
1:30.7	The fight's over. What do we want to do now? Give me a hundred chains per night. I want to
1:38.0	fuck. I got to get new furniture. I need a new house. People are buying. Mortgage rates
1:42.6	are down. Everyone's getting loans. It's a fucking party. And it is going to precipitate
1:50.6	a nice little fucking bang, baby. Hit the cement. There's no water in the pool.
1:57.6	David, but there's no water in the pool. Inflations at an all time. Hi. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Joey
2:06.4	BE. Approval ratings in the 30s. What are you? A fucking Yani middle school math test?
2:14.1	This is almost half four dollars. Travis Scott. Is he responsible for the deaths of the
2:19.4	people in his audience? Or is Houston responsible for being in Texas and Texas responsible?
2:25.7	Because Texas loves to kill people. It's what they do. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala.
2:34.8	Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala Harris. Ask NASA if they could possibly from space figure
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