Welcome, I'm Joanne, and this is Driftov, a soft place for you to land at the end of the

day.

I'd like to offer you a calming bedtime story tonight, softly told, with a nice soft

gentle voice that I hope will help you feel nurtured, safe, and at ease so you can

drift off.

There is no softer pillow than a quiet mind, and a soothing bedtime story will help

do just that.

It will offer your mind a calming distraction so you can effortlessly ease into restfulness.

It really is that simple.

So are you ready for a bedtime story?

Well then, get comfy and cozy in your bed and snuggle uptight, and let me be your

guide now.

Sweet dreams, my friend, and good night.

Tonight I will be reading chapters 10 and 11 of the Wizard of Oz by Elf-Rank-Bomb.

So let's get nice and cozy under the covers as we take this imaginary journey together

with Dorothy and her beloved companions all the way to the land of restful sleep.

Chapter 10 The Guardian of the Gate

It was some time before the cowardly lion awakened, for he had lain among the poppies

a long while, breathing in their deadly fragments, but when he did open his eyes and rolled off

the truck, he was very glad to find himself still alive.

I ran as fast as I could, he said, sitting down and yawning, but the flowers were too strong

for me.

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