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I Am The Cute One

The Witches w/ Dara Laine Sussman (The Cuties Love Their Incest Birds!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week, the Cute Ones recap “The Witches,” a movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stamp, with Dara Laine Sussman. Roald Dahl’s books are for little freaks, and Donny, Chelsea, and Dara prove they fit right in with their stories of hamster haircuts, parakeet mating rituals, British mice, and Philadelphia’s Disney vault. The trio also perform an in-depth analysis on the heavy crotch work in this film, and Chelsea unlocks a vault of her own to reveal something none of us knew we were missing: Pepe. If you want to hear more of Dara, she has a brand new show with Troy McEady called "What's Your Issue?" (Go support them!) This episode originally aired in June of 2022 To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteone Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:18.0

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0:20.0

Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

0:27.6

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.

0:32.3

Hi cuties, happy Monday.

0:34.0

I just got back from dropping Donnie off at the train station.

0:38.0

If you follow us on Instagram, you know that we've had a whirlwind of a weekend here in Maryland which we are going to be telling you

0:44.4

all about on this week's TGI episode. It was a really good time. We got stuck

0:49.5

on this like little electronic pirate boat in the middle of Baltimore's inner harbor,

0:55.0

you know the usual.

0:56.3

So stay tuned for our Friday episode

0:58.4

where we're gonna get into all of that.

1:00.4

Now, if you listen to last Friday's episode you know that we've been going through it to

1:07.0

put it mildly Donnie shared some pretty big news pertaining to some of the stuff

1:12.4

that he's been going through and yeah it's

1:16.1

been a shit show behind the scenes I'm gonna be honest we're kind of white knuckling

1:20.5

our summer schedules because the way it works right now is I can't

1:24.6

record during the day because you would just hear screaming children in the

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