TGIF 8/2/24: Defending JD Vance, Trolling Candace Cameron Bure, Celebrating the Olympics, and B*tches Are Spiraling!

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Happy August, Cuties! Donny’s had a rough day (or six months), but nothing could have prepared him for the questions he was asked at the Ludacris concert. Meanwhile, Chelsea and Dr. Bald have officially become disciples (not for Jesus, but for Julie Chen, so… pretty close). Besides that big news, Ashley Tisdale has gone platinum, Carrie Bradshaw and St. Louise reunited in Paris, and JD Vance fxcked a couch (LEAVE HIM ALONE!) Also, the Olympics is war propaganda. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of Raspberry,
0:08.0	then you need Monzo.
0:10.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK residents, T's and C supply.
0:22.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:27.0	Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11. And a recession, and the Special K Diet, and the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars,
0:36.5	and Ben Platts Whig and dear Evan Hansen, T G-I-F.
0:41.9	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:44.4	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:46.6	And it's Friday, cuties, T-G-I-F.
0:50.7	Steve Merkel would be proud of us.
0:52.6	Did I do that?
0:53.6	How are you holding up, Donnie?
0:57.6	Oh, God.
0:58.7	That good, huh?
1:01.0	It is rough.
1:02.2	So, how do I begin? Well I guess like this. So cuties. I was dreaming that I was
1:09.1	at an interactive immersive production of Dreamgirls.
1:13.3	It took place in a disco, you went in costume.
1:16.5	You didn't just watch the show, you were the show.
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