Quick. What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?

I don't know if this is my favorite, but there's a picture of my sister.

And my sister's two years old than me, and I worshipped her.

So anything that she wanted to do, like I would just do.

And she is dressed as a purple witch.

And for some reason, I have decided to accompany her purple witch.

I'm going to be a purple unicorn.

Picture of her dressed in a very like kind of normal purple witch costume with the cat and everything and then me like just in like

dyed purple sweat sweat clothes and like a purple horn on my head on all fours next to her

purple dildo on your head and all fours next to her. A purple dildo on your head. And all fours next to her.

How about you?

What's your favorite Halloween costume?

One year, and I was old.

I was way too old to be doing it.

I was like in high school.

I dressed as a dollar bill.

So I was dressed in all black and I painted my face green.

And then I had like a giant cardboard cut out that I did myself with a friend's help who was like actually a good artist and painted a giant dollar bill but I was the face.

If I told you I was six, you'd be like, that's adorable.

But if I told you I was 15.

I would like to say I was the purple dildo unicorn when I was legit like four or five.

You were a purple dildicorn?

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