Do you ever have that moment where you're talking to a friend and they say something,

they kind of toss it off like you already knew it?

Example, please.

Thank you for leading into my next point.

I was just talking to our friend Brooke and she very casually tossed off in conversation

that Sheila E. was coming over to her neighbor's house.

And I was like, I'm sorry.

She was like, oh, yeah.

Did you not know that I live next door to Sheila E's parents?

What?

Paul.

Paul, this is information friends need to have.

That was my thought.

So obviously, I considered ending the friendship right there just for the betrayal.

By the way, I feel like full, full disclosure.

I don't think she lives there anymore, but I used to live across the street from Alicia Keys' mother.

You, bitch.

The closest I have to that is that I used to live next door to Lee Wilcoff, who was the original Seymour and Little Shop of Horrors. Classy! Oh, Betty Buckley lives in, like, down the street from me. It's weird because if you guys know New York at all, Paul lives in a way bougier neighborhood than I do. It's true. So I'm stunned that I have people and you do not. I'm also stunned that one of your people is Betty Buckley.

Betty, motherfucking Buckley, lives in the heights.

You heard it here, folks.

Hey, I'm Paul.

And I'm Erica.

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