The Winter of Discontented Treat Lovers

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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This week, we’ve got a real doozy for you: a bad startup, some Labour kremlinology, and an examination of supply chain shortages in the UK because our government are some of the dumbest people to ever breathe air. Did you know that when your taxes go up to fund privatization and pocket-stuffing, that’s actually communism? You heard it here first. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture If you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: https://www.afghanaid.org.uk/ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	So I was walking into the city today, the square mile, the city of London, that classic medieval tax haven.
0:25.4	You're off to do some finances.
0:26.8	Well, I was off to drop off a PCR test because I just returned from my holiday.
0:31.3	Oh, I had to do this also today.
0:33.4	But I did mine in Canning Town, much less glamorous.
0:35.7	And I saw a sign that made me unbelievably furious.
0:40.8	Oh, good.
0:41.8	Which was a little...
0:43.1	Oysters, overrated, says local man.
0:46.2	Worse.
0:47.6	Just like, you know the little like pastraise they put on poles, right?
0:51.8	Flash trace.
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.2	Well, yes, that's right.
0:54.9	Welcome to the damn podcast.
0:57.7	Little ashtrays they put on poles.
1:00.0	On the lampposts.
1:01.0	Yes.
1:01.5	Yes.
1:02.7	And over that ashtray was a sign that said,
1:07.6	in the square mile, we bin our gum.
1:11.5	Oh, that's a...
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