We've said, okay, it's an expensive mattress. What does it actually do? The main thing it does is it creates, and this is their words, not mine, distinct microclanets in different parts of the bed.

Oh, yeah! Come on! It's not a mattress, it's more of an escarpment.

This is just further evidence for whoever's made this is a trash future listener,

and they've made this specifically because it's bait.

Genuinely, Riley, we may have fallen into their trap.

So where's the most unique microclimate? Yeah, a trash future listener has accidentally become a billionaire as part of a bit.

Yeah, we kept saying it's not an investment advice podcast and yet, and yet none of you will listen.

I didn't write down that I was going to say it's a microclimate

because I was concerned exactly this would happen.

So basically the main thing it does is it has a motor.

And the motor heats or cools water that it then passes through different bits of the mattress,

but you don't really set it.

It sets itself via AI.

So, I'm kind of, I'm kind of considering, like, this is going to be one of those, like,

Looney Tunes joke hospital beds that sort of...

...ends up putting Daffy Duck in a full body cast.

So, the hub, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, no taking.

Water flows through the hub's hydro engines to the active grid.

To keep the bed as warm or cool as you desire.

Refill with water every two months.

What happens to the water?

Where does it go?

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