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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The Wine Cork Conspiracy with Billy Merritt

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

You might think you know what the deal is with corks, but trust. You're about to have your little mind blown. Billy Merritt walks us through the connection between French wine, Portuguese corks, EU-hating terrorists, Long Island beef, and those magical dudes who always manage to find weed no matter where they are in the world. Billy Merritt - actor, comedian, writer, and host of the shows Uncorked - rolls through to tell us all about the greatest conspiracy ever to hit the wide world of wine. And also we talk sandwiches! It's a dang blast.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

0:22.2

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

0:25.0

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

0:29.7

Let's get to the show. I know this sounds like maybe I'm focusing on this and then he'll spend a half hour talking about

0:55.8

How they rip people's hair nails out so?

0:58.8

Also you can wear those or not your call I think I like that yeah I like to hear my own voice I like the room echo do you

1:09.0

room tone from in it so you want to know podcast is good echo. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. No the Ottoman

1:16.5

history podcast I like because it's non narrative like it's just experts in the

1:20.7

field. Yeah, yeah, come in and be like my area of expertise

1:24.2

is like the development of the novel in 17th century Algeria.

1:27.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's my kind of thing.

1:32.0

That's my jam. As I said, that's, I can't think of anything making me more boring at a party than talking about. I've heard a lecture series.

1:40.0

But here we are being interested in it and having a nice time. So you know now. It's all for podcast.

1:46.0

Father. That's all it is. Hey speaking of Father. I'm a Father. Thank you.

1:52.0

Yes. Okay, well our guest is Billy Merritt and an incredible improviser, a teacher, a writer,

2:01.0

and a water drinker of renown.

2:05.0

I'm going to lay it out on the line.

2:06.8

I have no idea what you want to talk about.

2:09.2

Because I tried to Google the things that you told me.

2:11.7

And it's not there, is it?

2:13.1

I know, because of the conspiracy, that's why.

2:15.6

Uh-oh, they don't want us to know.

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