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Eating For Free

The Wig-tastic World of Netflix's The Princess Switch (Chapter Two)

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This week is the second episode in our December series on the mysteries, lore, themes, and unanswered questions about Vanessa Hudgen's cinematic masterpiece trilogy: The Princess Switch. 

It's a movie about wigs, dinosaurs, Jeffrey Epstein, Christmas orphans, economics, bullies named Brianna, and rips in the metaphysical time-space continuum. Get into it!

About:

Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place!

Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

  • Joan Summers: Twitter: @laracroftbarbie
  • Matthew Lawson: Twitter: @_matthewlawson

Transcript

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0:00.0

Come on, if you know the words, let's go.

0:02.5

What do I think of her?

0:03.5

Yes?

0:04.5

I don't think of her.

0:06.5

Bitch a red wine and a swisher.

0:10.5

I think you get the bitch ya.

0:12.5

Bitch.

0:13.5

Here I go.

0:17.5

Wait about down in the New York fucking post.

0:20.0

So I have a, um, I have a confession I need to make.

0:24.8

You please tell.

0:26.4

So you know how in our last episode, the Beau Gravian economy collapsed due to the

0:33.4

annihilation of the seasonal Christmas baking competition? Yeah. Uh, influx of cash. Yeah, the

0:41.1

market dependency that Bulgaria has. Well, last week I blamed that market crash on Stacey

0:48.1

de novo, but it actually was something more sinister. Oh, more sinister than Stacey de novo's switcher route?

0:55.8

Yes.

0:56.9

David Lynch brushes over this in the second movie,

1:00.3

but it's really important that we talk about it here at the top

1:03.5

because I have to just admit that I actually spent the Belgravean orphanages funds on a new couch for myself.

1:13.5

Oh, that's the thing.

1:14.7

I was going to say, this new couch that you just bought.

1:16.7

Yeah, the new couch that we're sitting on, I actually used the orphanages funds to buy it so that we could be more comfortable.

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