The Wig-tastic World of Netflix's The Princess Switch (Chapter One)
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2021
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
This week is the first episode in our December series on the mysteries, lore, themes, and unanswered questions about Vanessa Hudgen's cinematic masterpiece trilogy: The Princess Switch.
It's a movie about wigs, dinosaurs, Jeffrey Epstein, Christmas orphans, economics, bullies named Brianna, and rips in the metaphysical time-space continuum. Get into it!
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| 0:00.0 | Merry Christmas and come back soon. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey boss, you know the Christmas baking contest you're always talking about? |
| 0:06.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:07.0 | T-da-da-da! |
| 0:08.0 | The royal family of Belgravia invite you to compete in our Christmas baking competition. |
| 0:13.0 | Can you believe it? |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, till July sounds like a bunch of... |
| 0:16.0 | I'm sorry, but like it's a virus. |
| 0:19.0 | I get it. Like, I respect it, but at the same time, like, |
| 0:24.0 | even if everybody gets it, like, yeah, people are gonna die. |
| 0:30.6 | It's just terrible, but like, inevitable? |
| 0:35.2 | I don't know, maybe I shouldn't be doing this right now. |
| 0:37.4 | Come on, if you know the words, let's go. |
| 0:40.3 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:41.3 | Yes. |
| 0:42.3 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:44.3 | Bitch, |
| 0:45.3 | Bless a red wine and a swish up. I think you get the bitch ya. |
| 0:50.3 | Here I go. |
| 0:51.3 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Ready about down in the New York fucking post. Here I go. |
| 0:57.4 | Read about down in the New York fucking post. |
| 1:05.6 | It is that time of the year again where we all pretend like we are so excited about another one happening. |
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