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I don't know.

Give up day.

I don't think people have even, we haven't even started our still next week.

I mean, Johnny's been drinking, but we haven't really started our still next week.

Well, yeah.

And I think most people, they don't, it's not like they're starting their news resolution on January 1st.

Well, that's, you start it like a few days in after Monday.

Recovered, yeah.

Yeah, you get into it sometime between now and February.

You'd give it a shot for a few and then you take a break and then you start doing so if

you've been keeping track we've all been forcing resolutions on each other whoever breaks their

resolution first either by choice or accidentally will sadly have to do something that will be embarrassing, painful, or both. If you remember, a few years ago, we did this, Jake was forced to write his journal, and then he went to a concert every day at a journal, and one day he completely forgot to journal. And this one I didn't forget. I did it after midnight, which is a BS rule. And so Jake lost, and as a result, he had to wrap his own car with a picture of himself and his underwear. Yeah, with his dog, too. Then last year, I was forced to lose a pound a week, which I was able to do for a while, and then I finally couldn't anymore. Which I was amazed you lasted as long as you did. Me too, and it didn't seem to matter because I ended up getting my nipple pierced and jumping into a freezing cold lake at Big Bear.

That was my painful

and frosting the tips of my hair. So I had triple punishment for some stupid reason. But some

of these resolutions have been lasting for people. Jake still keeps the journal. I was doing

hot yoga for a very long time. I've kind of fell on off now. But I think a lot of people, it has helped in a certain way. And if you're a listener and you would like some help as well, we can spin the wheel for you. We've been giving listeners some forced resolutions too because sometimes people go, I should probably do something, but I just don't know what I want to do. I don't know how to improve myself.

Yeah, or they all sound, like in theory, a lot of them sound like a lot of work.

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