This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

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Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.R. Hell yeah. The pre-grant is here. We got a lot to give you this hour. Good hour to be locked in on K. Rock. I'm fine. That's Allie. There's DJ O'Marcon, Jake Z nerd. We've got Postmaster Johnny and Postmaster Johnny the drunk, also known as Gen Z Johnny and alcoholic Johnny. He's got a lot of new nicknames coming. With Johnny Walker, I think we just call him now.

Oh, cool. He should have that. He should have that. He could just go... Too cool of a name. Too cool of a name for... That's absolutely true. And then Vanessa back there. Vanessa got into a bit of an altercation, a driving altercation, which is funny because the last one that we talked about with her involved her running over a bicyclist. Yes, she killed that guy. That guy's dead now. He survived and took on my money.

Oh, no. talked about with her, involved her running over a bicyclist. Yes, she killed that guy. That guy's dead now.

He survived and took all my money. Oh, no. Oh, what? I don't think we heard that part of the story. I'm just kidding. They just raised my insurance and that feels like a dagger to my life. They raise everyone's insurance, but how much do they raise your insurance when you run over a bicyclist? A lot, like $400.

What?

Whoa!

No, that's got to be annual. I now have cheap insurance. your insurance when you run over a bicyclist? A lot. Like $400.

What? Whoa! No, that's got to be annual. I now have cheap insurance and that's all the better. Well, Vanessa, another incident that took place. Almost led to a road rage fish fight, it sounds like. This is where people get stabbed over stuff like. Yeah, we'll get into that in just a moment and then later this hour, we're going to give you this trip. If you would like to win your way in, hang with us.

Airfare, Hotel, we're going to give you this trip. If you would like to win your way in, hang with us, airfare, hotel.

We're heading to Breckenridge.

Get the lift tickets, courtesy of Hotel Alpin Rock.

Luxury has arrived in Breckenridge. Look it up. Trust me, as soon as you see the pictures, you're like, I need it on this trip,

and we'll give you a chance to win your way in with some Generation Wars,

which will be coming up later this hour.

But when we get back from this, we'll find out exactly how Vanessa almost killed another person

And when I'm back in Chicago

I feel it

Another version of me

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