THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 04-01-2026
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🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 174 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm Ah, yeah, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:28.7 | Welcome to the weekly roast and toast. |
| 0:31.8 | I'm Cory Coleman. |
| 0:33.2 | How y'all doing? |
| 0:34.2 | I'm Thomas. |
| 0:35.7 | What's going on? |
| 0:36.7 | Doing all right? |
| 0:37.0 | And Billy, what's going on, man? How you doing? Billy, that's why is going to change you a little bit? Let's go over too. It's ugly as fuck. No, no, no. No, I actually got better looking, man. Look at this. You look more intellectual. Oh, yeah. Classes will do that. Yeah, is that what that is? Yeah, intellectual billet. |
| 1:44.6 | Yeah. Yeah, good to see, Billy. How are you doing? Yeah, what's going on, Billy? I'll be doing this one. Yeah, what's going on, Billy? You get it like Billy? It must be good. No, I mean, Billy give him. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. Cart cartoon man. Hey man, you're gonna be Billy or not? I'm gonna be Billy. I'm committed. Thank you. No, it's too late for that shit. The illusion is done. Trying to put that bill on you and you just rejected it. Billy the crazy one. I'm a different person. No, you Billy, God damn. God damn it's what. You sit in that chair, you Billy. Oh, what's your name? My name is Mahoney. Tovedja. Oh, Mahoney. What's going on? Can't complain, man. Yeah. So Mahoney is a guest today they came, man. Sorry I had you waiting downstairs. No worries, man. Yeah, Mahoney's very good. |
| 1:59.7 | He's going to sit in here for a little bit, but before Billy gets in, just keep that seat warm for him over there. Of course, you know what Billy's doing, right? He's dancing with that white woman downstairs. You never heard about this? No. Billy had, okay, and Martin backed me up on No, this is serious. |
| 2:01.1 | And glad people think we're joking. |
| 2:01.1 | On Wednesdays, Billy's late because you didn't know Billy And Martin backed me up on this. Oh, yeah. No, this is serious. And glad people think we're joking. |
| 2:18.4 | On Wednesdays, Billy's late because you didn't know Billy did like he did like private dancing as a side gig. I did not. Yeah, well, he does. And he has this client that he's had for years. I don't talk about Esther's Folly. I didn't even. No, we're talking about Esther the woman. we don't know what her name is he's never revealed |
| 2:19.1 | but he dances |
| 2:21.2 | uh I didn't even... No, we're talking about Esther the woman. We don't know what her name is. |
| 2:18.4 | He's never revealed. |
| 2:19.9 | But he dances, does private dances for this white woman that lives in South Austin. |
| 2:25.1 | Like regularly, like on a, like on a schedule. |
| 2:27.0 | Every Wednesday? |
| 2:27.4 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 2:28.0 | Like, Esther's follies is coat. |
| 2:34.0 | Yeah. No, he's... Yeah, he dances down south of this woman, man. But doing it for years. That's why he's not here. Okay. On Wednesdays when we start the show. So that's, we're just waiting on him to get here. Okay. When he comes in, don't bring it up, though. Yeah, yeah. I think we're actually not supposed to talk about it. Yeah. We're actually not, but you know. But, you know. That's what this show is. |
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