I'm I'm going to be. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm Ah yeah, what's going on everybody?

Welcome to the weekly roast and toast.

I'm Cory Coleman.

How y'all doing?

I'm Thomas.

What's going on?

Doing a right? And Billy, what's going on? Doing all right. And Billy!

What's going on, man? How you doing? Billy, that's why's going to change you a little bit? What's going to be? He's ugly as fun. No, no, no. No, I actually got better looking, man. Look at this. You look more intellectual. Oh, man. Glasses will do that. Yeah, is that what that is?

Yeah, intelligent bill up in here.

Yeah, yeah. Glasses will do that. Yeah, is that what that is? Yeah, Bill. Intelligent Billy up in here. Yeah. Good to see, Billy. How you doing? I'll be good looking one. I'll be good. Yeah. What's going on, Billy? You get it like Billy? It must be Billy. No, Billy give him. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Cartoon man. Hey man, you're gonna be Billy or not? I'm gonna be Billy. I'm committed. Thank you. No, it's too late for that shit. The illusion is done. Trying to put that bill on you and you just rejected it. Billy the crazy one. I'm a different person. No, you Billy, God damn. That's what I call me. You sit in that chair, you're Billy. Oh, what's your name? My name is Mahoney. Tovedja. Oh, Mahoney. What's going on? Can't complain, man. Yeah. So Mahoney is a guest today that came, man. Sorry I had you waiting downstairs. No worries, man. Yeah, Mahoney's very good.

He's going to sit in here for a little bit, but before Billy gets in, just keep that seat warm for him over there. Of course, you know what Billy's doing, right? He's dancing with that white woman down south. You've never heard about this? No. Billy had, okay, and Martin backed me up on this. No, this is serious

and glad people think we're joking.

On Wednesdays, Billy's late

because you didn't know Billy did like he did like private dancing as a side gig. I did not. Yeah, well, he does. And he has this client that he's had for years. I'm talking about Esther's Folly. I didn't even... No, we're talking about Esther the woman. we don't know what her name is he's never revealed

but he dances does private dances for this white woman that lives in South Austin

regularly like on a like on a schedule everyone yeah yeah like Esther's folly's is coat

yeah no he's yeah he's yeah yeah, he dances down south of this woman, man, been doing it for years. That's why he's not here on Wednesdays when we start the show. So that's, we're just waiting on him to get here. Okay. When he comes in, don't bring it up, though. Yeah, yeah. I think we're actually not supposed to talk about it yeah yeah we're actually not but you know but you know

that's what this show is exactly

and we and Martin you should love that because we do the same to you if you

weren't oh I know we're gonna get back to you a little bit

but with your permission I would like to tell people what this show is about.

Is that okay? Sure. All right then. Mahoney gave me permission to talk about the show. He's very accommodating. He is. He is. Oh, Mahoney Barone over here. How you doing, man? What's that? That's a new one. Really? Nobody's ever called you that? I get baloney a lot.

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