Oh, hello there, my dearest friends, it is I, John Robbins, Landlord of the Moon Underwater,

with the lovely Robin Allender. Hello, Robin. Hello, John. And we have a very, very special announcement

because, as you all know, the Moon Underwater reveals itself anew, each day, each night, each even song, and each matins.

And the Moon Underwater loves nothing more than to both reveal itself and to streamline its brand.

That's what the Moon Underwater is always doing when it reveals itself, isn't it, Rob?

Brand engagement is a magical thing. It really is. It's a sort of mystical thing that dates back

through the ages from, I guess, Neolithic man really has always been sort of streamlining

its brand.

Ancient Romans were big on brand.

Big time.

And the Greeks before them.

Hashtag all roads lead to Rome.

Yeah.

It's one of the great brand awareness slogans of all time.

Yeah, it really is.

Anyway, folks, just to tell you that there are slight changes afoot in how the moon

underwater will be

revealing itself to you. First off, we are aware that often the kind of duologues you get

between Robin and I about the...

Duologues, really?

Yes.

It's mainly you?

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