Ed Gamble - The Big Bucket of Blood (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The Moon Under Water is an establishment where all your publy dreams come true. You can create something that is truly unique to you and speaks directly to your own wants and desires. Landlord John has got the pub-related content market locked down, however this week's guest is far more accustomed to hearing about fantasy restaurants. It's the man, the myth, the foodie; Ed Gamble!

Ed is stand up comedian, a podcaster, a radio presenter, a judge on Great British Menu, a Taskmaster winner... his achievements know no bounds. But that will all go out the window as soon as he enters The Moon Under Water, because there's only one topic of discussion the Lanlord is interested in... PUBS.

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0:00.0	Oh, how the willow boughs swoon and freckled light dances on the lawn.
0:12.0	I have seen the vast expanse.
0:16.0	I have known the corners.
0:19.0	I have hidden and explored
0:21.3	and cast myself toward the arches and the high glass.
0:26.7	All here in the moon underwater. Oh, welcome ye and welcome all from baron to bricklayer, from king, queen and candlemaker,
1:09.6	or if you just work in finance or in an office.
1:12.7	Welcome to the Moon Underwater.
1:15.0	We serve everyone over the age of 18, and as long as you abide by UK law, here at a fantasy pub of your own mind.
1:25.7	I am the landlord John Robbins and with me helping our guest guide
1:31.0	their own selves through the choices of their dream pub is the lovely regular Robin Allander.
1:37.1	Hello Robin. Hello John. How do I find you this evening? In good spirits. No sorry. How do I
1:43.7	can't see you? Oh, right, sorry, yes.
1:45.8	I can hear you. How do I find you? Well, it's very dark. You have to use the power of touch.
1:50.7	Okay, well, there should be some lights on here at the moon under one. I don't know why it's drenched in sort of the scarlet, death, black night all of a sudden.
2:00.4	So I'll just...
2:01.6	What sort of lighting do you fancy?
2:03.8	Well, we're on starless and Bible black at the moment.
2:07.0	So what about starless and Bible kind of yellow?
2:12.6	Starless and Bible yellow?
2:14.3	Yeah.
2:14.5	Okay.
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