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I Am The Cute One

The Wedding Planner (The Cuties Identify Their Core Values!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week, Donny and Chelsea reminisce about childhood cults, the shining star that is Bridgette Wilson, and prank wars; as well as cover a “nothing movie” that is made just for them - “The Wedding Planner.” In doing so, Chelsea signs up to be Donny’s Cyrano and he looks for NYC extracurricular activities. Cuties, did you know that Roger Ebert went on a date with Oprah? Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us: Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon!  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

0:06.5

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.

0:11.6

Hello, I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.

0:13.8

And I am Donnie and I am the cute one.

0:15.9

And today we are here to cover the wedding planner.

0:19.7

Donnie, I feel like this movie was made for us.

0:23.1

It is absolutely unhinged.

0:25.0

I feel like Stefan from S&L, like this movie has everything.

0:29.2

J-Lo acting poorly.

0:30.7

Matthew McConaughey with yellow hair.

0:32.6

Alex Karev doing an Italian accent.

0:35.0

Morally corrupt messaging.

0:36.7

I really felt alive for watching this terrible

0:39.2

movie. Okay. Now when you say it like that, perhaps I can get behind you. When you first

0:43.2

started that sentence, I was very nervous. Quinn has always made fun of me. When we watch

0:47.5

movies, I'll finish and say like, I loved it. Or I'll say like, that was really good. It's

0:52.9

usually one of the two. This ended and I said,

0:56.2

what a nothing movie. I think that both of our stances can be true. This movie was made for us and

1:03.0

it was a nothing movie because my God, what a bat shit crazy, terrible movie. I'd say.

1:10.1

Well, let's jump right in because I have lots of thoughts about this fine film.

1:14.3

Okay.

1:14.5

So the wedding planner came out on January 26, 2001.

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