The Ways in Which (with Camirin Farmer)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

We're back and we're hornery. We talk about marriage and mentally ill babies, Real Housewives and mentally ill Real Housewives, and the ways in which young Mormons are (or, apparently, are not) having sex. Comedian Camirin Farmer comes through with a list of artifacts that can only be described as iconic, and also ruthlessly drags actress Lea Michele but we're fine with that. Plus, per every lil freak's request, Caleb and Shelby unearth their first ever video artifact, a public-broadcasting-esque examination of a photograph that's shooting around space at this very minute. Camirin's Artifacts: Barbra Streisand (Celebrity) Bebe's Kids (1992 Film) An Oriole's baseball game that they win (Sporting event) The Cake (Audio-visual) The entirety of the Real Housewives franchise (Television series) Follow Camirin on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:09.9	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.6	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may
0:25.4	enter this voyager.
0:27.2	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.2	Goodjourjour, mona.
0:32.1	Hello, and saludo, Saturna.
0:34.1	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.0	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.1	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:57.4	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, so, Barino.
1:04.9	Hey, Loreno.
1:06.9	Oh.
1:09.4	I like that.
1:11.7	That's really cute. Oh. Ask me how I'm doing. I have a. That's really cute.
1:12.4	Oh.
1:15.1	Ask me how I'm doing. I have a story to tell you.
1:17.8	How are you doing? Do you have any stories for me?
1:20.8	I can't believe I'm telling you this on the pod. But I really, I think it is important for the listeners to know about.
1:23.6	Caleb was going to tell me before we started recording and said, actually, turn the mics on.
1:26.6	Turn the mics on turn the mics on so if this has
1:27.9	anything to do with me i want you guys to know i'm being ambushed no i think this is medically
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