5 • 726 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
0:03.0 | In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth. |
0:19.0 | I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager. |
0:26.6 | Now, we're making new records with our friends. |
0:30.6 | Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all. |
0:34.6 | We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship. |
0:42.3 | We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us. |
0:52.1 | Hello from the children of planet Earth. |
0:58.5 | When a guy's broke, he fucks better. |
1:00.5 | Guys with money got other stuff going on. |
1:02.2 | Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. |
1:07.9 | Shelby. |
1:09.4 | Caleb. |
1:10.2 | I was just saying before we started recording. |
1:12.6 | That when someone's broke, they fuck better. |
1:15.2 | People who are broke, fuck better. |
1:16.3 | Right. |
1:16.7 | You get a little bit of money all of a sudden. |
1:18.6 | You're a little lazier. |
1:19.7 | You're a little lazier because it's like, oh, I could, you know, I could always get on the phone with my accountant or something. |
1:25.1 | And that would be in more enjoyable and sex. |
1:26.8 | You got other stuff to do. my accountant or something. And that would be in more enjoyable and sex. Oh, yeah, I could go, oh, I'm going to go make more money. |
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