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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

The Waiting Room at An Oil Change Place

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all his brothers he hasnt met yet, including women, back to Spontaneanation! This week Paulsspecial guest is hip-hop artist Open Mike Eagle! They chat about social anxiety, merch booths guidelines, and pizza day in high school. Paul is then joined by Janet Varney, Jean Villepique andHal Lublin to improvise a story set in the Waiting Room at An Oil Change Place. As always, the sensational Eban Schletter scores it all on piano!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome.

0:04.0

Welcome, my friends.

0:05.7

Welcome my family.

0:07.0

If my family's listening,

0:09.3

at least one of my family members

0:11.1

has checked in as listening

0:13.6

to at least one episode of the podcast.

0:17.5

And to him I say,

0:19.0

Hello, brother.

0:26.8

And to all of you, I say hello brother and to all of you I say hello brothers I haven't met yet including women what that's right it's modern times and now women can be brothers

0:36.0

why shouldn't it be thus?

0:40.8

Haven't women been through enough?

0:43.0

First of all, men, am I right?

0:45.4

Who's worse?

0:47.3

You know how I know?

0:48.3

I'm a man.

0:49.4

Blugh.

0:50.9

No thank you.

0:53.1

Guess what, men?

0:54.1

The position has been filled by women.

0:57.1

Your services are no longer required.

1:00.3

Am I suggesting some sort of future?

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