A Dental Convention in Scottsdale, Arizona: Live from Largo
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2015
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes Los Angeles ANDthe internet to the first LIVEepisode of Spontaneanation recorded at the world-famousLargo at The Coronet!This timePaulsspecial guest is actor Colin Hanks ofOrange County&Fargo! They chat about why Colinchose to wear the outfit he had on that night, feeling awkward ata fancy buffet inside Dodgers Stadium, and his personal high school uniform. Paul is then joined by Spomtaneanation all-starsCraig Cackowski, Marc Evan Jackson, and Janet Varneyto improvise a story set at a Dental Convention in Scottsdale, Arizona (on the hottest day of the year). As always, the miraculous Eban Schletter scores it all on piano!The next LIVE Spontaneanation happens at Largo on Saturday, July 11th! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! bit.ly/SPONT715 Go to parachutehome.com/pft and Parachute will give you $25 off on your first order with promo code pft.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:13.0 | Welcome, all of you. |
| 0:17.0 | Welcome to this place, this story place that is called Spontaneation. |
| 0:28.6 | Who am I? |
| 0:31.6 | Some call me the space cowboy. |
| 0:44.3 | English people call me Morris. |
| 0:47.3 | Deep cut for English people. |
| 0:55.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, you are most welcome to Spontaney Nation. |
| 0:57.1 | My name is Paul F. Tompkins. |
| 1:08.8 | I am your host for this hour of fun, of playing pretend. |
| 1:15.6 | We're just kids at heart, all of us. Especially kids. |
| 1:19.6 | They're kids from the heart out. |
| 1:23.6 | It starts with the heart. |
| 1:24.6 | That's the first organ that's created in the mother's womb. |
| 1:29.0 | I bet. |
| 1:32.6 | Seems very important. |
| 1:35.9 | I doubt they start with feet. |
| 1:40.3 | I don't think it's like, start at the bottom, and now we hear. |
| 1:44.0 | A full-grown baby. |
| 1:48.3 | Did you know that most of Drake's songs are about the miracle of birth? |
| 1:56.7 | The rest of them are about the Illuminati. |
| 2:00.7 | Here's the breakdown of Drake's songs. |
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