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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of 184.5 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, Shaney B, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Happy to be back, man. What a vacation.

Are we back? Are we live? Are we actually doing this? Am I dreaming?

It is 904 and 50 seconds. We are live.

Listicols. Listicols.

Yeah, what do we do? We did an awful lot of listicles and experts say.

Yes, experts list. But hey, listen, we do? Experts say? We did an awful lot of listicles and experts say.

Experts list.

But hey, listen, we did make original programming, but you have to understand when you're making original programming that's going to play two, three weeks after you make it.

It's got to be Evergreen.

Hey, yeah. Can't really.

Can't really.

Oh, did you hear what Biden said today?

No, I'm on vacation. I didn't hear what Biden had to say today.

That's another thing. Boy, so we were off for a business week plus two days. That's right.

And I will tell you, you could not be listening to a more ignorant human being about the world on this day because I watched and followed

nothing except for live sports. You want to talk about that? I could talk about that. Not too

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