Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the Doctor Nairns.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right.

Autumn Fisher.

The man behind the glass.

Shaney B.

And the handsomest producer in all of producer, Jared Yamamoto.

You know, you've gotten really good at hitting that post lately, man.

I'm proud of you.

It only took me like four years.

Practice makes perfect.

That's right.

I've gotten it down.

I'm always afraid I'm going to forget.

And now I've put myself on the spot as an aging American.

As the brain deteriorates, it's going to become so obvious to everyone.

Because, you know, really, we could just, I could just tape that once.

And it could be part of the thing.

And it would perfectly hit the post every time. But we

improvise the show and I think it's better just to kind of like go. They're a little different

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