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Music Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable.

For the time being,

not so huggable,

mid-morning chat host,

Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear

are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices

in her own right,

if I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And are you excited for the virtual holiday party at 1030, Eric? Yeah.

Well, since I'm going to be, I don't know if you realize this, I don't know if you're excited about that, but you are going to be doing your job on the air at 1030.

So this is the fake, the phony, the faux millennial excitement about anything that's happening.

I'm 31. I got to get excited about this. I'm not going to be there. There's no way I could be there.

But still, it's a thing. It's an experience and it's happening. And that makes me excited about it.

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