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Live in lockdown from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond,

hour one of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And Eric, I'm still right in the hive from watching that super pink moon last night.

Boy, was it lovely. Did you go outside and look at it?

You know, I didn't. I think it was actually cloudy and raining, which I'm happy about,

because I don't know if the moon

got a new public relations agent. I don't know why I see so many stories about the moon.

The moon is no different today than it has been in any point of my life, it's a little bit further away, I guess.

It moves away an inch a year.

I'm 55.

So the only really difference in my life of the moon is apparently it's 55 inches further away

than it was the day I was born.

Other than that, there is no new news about the waxing and waning of the moon.

This is a complete, I don't know who's behind this.

I really, there's two public relations firms that really are earning their money.

One is, whichever one was hired by the moon a couple of years ago, to give us all

the pizza moon and the super moon. It's the same damn moon. The other is whoever is the public

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