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Music Atlanta's News and Talk. Live in lockdown from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Bonn-Hessler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable.

For the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

if I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher,

and of course the handsomest producer in all the producerie, Jared Yamamoto.

And Eric, what is your first job in three words, man? Come on, you got to play along today.

My first, why are you asking me this question? Is this the question that everyone's asking?

Why is that the beginning of my, why am I being, what is going on? Is this the question that everyone's asking? Why is that the beginning of my...

Why am I being...

What is going on?

Is this a big event?

Yeah, it's been trending all over Twitter, man.

You know it's a big event if it's trending there.

Well, if it's on Twitter, it must be important.

In three words, what's why the three words, I wonder?

I mean, could somebody say, well, my first job,

just to tell you where it is, it's a paragraph. I can't do it. How difficult, just say where you

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