Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable host, Eric Von Hesler.

All the Doctrine airs are here, ready to bring you another episode of the greatest radio show

and the history of radio.

Tim Andrews is here.

Jared, oh, I don't want to go there too quick.

Autumn Fisher is here.

And Jared Yamamoto is here.

Hi, I'm Autumn.

I'll tell you something.

So, so, so next story.

I, uh, I'm really getting into this Fitbit.

I have to tell you.

And I think it's helping me.

I'm driving my wife crazy.

I'm already the person I used to hate.

My wife looks at me at one point and says,

I'm really not interested in how many calories you took in today.

Which is right.

You become a very boring person, but healthier.

There's a pay-up.

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