Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable, adorable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The doctrinares are all here.

Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, Jared Yamamoto.

Good morning.

Well, good morning to you.

I want to turn, this is a very busy man here that we have as a guest.

Could you please sign in, please?

Mystery guest.

Mark Aram, my favorite traffic reporter and radio host in the whole wide world.

Oh, thank you, Larry.

And who's such a nice person.

Nice to have you here.

You know, I'm walking around.

I got my haircut on my week off.

And Mark Aram, just the last two days, has really been getting in my face, but in a good way.

And saying, Eric, you should never wear a hat again.

I'm known for wearing hats.

Yeah, how long have you been doing this morning shift now?

I've been doing this morning.

If you put every year now, a couple years if you put together when we were on for one hour.

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