Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I'm Eric Von Hesler. The doctrinairs are here.

Tim, Autumn and Jared. Happy Tuesday. Well, thank you. Hopefully we can make it a happy one.

I thought I was a little negative yesterday. It was probably this damn sty in my eye.

Got me in a bad mood. I still got it. It still hurts, but I want to have a better

show. I want to play through the pain and keep a happy face. Something I've noticed is I'm so,

it's weird that somebody with this mug would be vain, but I am. I at least want to hold on,

protect the shield, hold on to the face that I have.

I realize that as I talk to anybody in the newsroom, the first thing I do is I say, I've got a sty in my eye.

Because I hate the idea that they'd be looking at me and judging me as if I didn't know.

So it's my way of saying, I know I'm grotesque.

Hey, I just want you to feel

comfortable. I know that at this point, I am, I am grotesque. It is, it is really, really

disgusting, but it didn't, well, look, I mean, please, have you seen a, look, look, look,

look, look, because I'm having a very difficult... Jared told me.

Oh, wow.

He cried all night.

It's so disgusting.

It's rather monstrous, yes.

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