Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour 1 of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I'm Eric von Hesler. The doctrinerinairs are here. Tim, Autumn, Jared.

Good morning, Eric.

Well, good morning. It's a good morning. It's a happy Monday, TGIM. Thank God it's Monday.

If you're new to the show, that's how we roll. We're not TGIF folks. We're TGIM folks. An entire week full of opportunities to be productive.

What more could you ask for?

But let me say this.

In the very beginning, I'm playing hurt.

I'm letting you know.

And I'm not above getting a round of applause for coming in hurt.

I just want to let you guys know that that's where you're supposed to applaud me and tell me how wonderful I was.

I was tweeting how brave you are thank you thank you because I am obviously brave to come in I got a

sty in my eye can you get them anywhere else I guess that's the only place styes go I don't think so

I don't really know I don't know where they come from my mom used to tell me that you get them from

whizzing in the woods you know she didn't have a medical degree or anything.

I don't think she was talking about.

But I'll tell you this.

I spent one day, Saturday, I'm inside too much.

I'll spend most of the day outside later that evening.

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