Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forests in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

First of those men of a thousand voices.

Tim Andrews is here.

She's the queen of the invisible box.

She just made it in.

Autumn Fisher is here.

And he, of course, is the handsomest producer in all of producery.

Jared Yamamoto is here.

And we have a lot of days today, but I'll just say good morning to you because there's so many of them.

Just say good morning.

It's enough.

Before we get going here, a little bit of house cleaning, I have to clean up my name

in this building a little bit.

Mark Aram, could you please look up for a month? How old are you, Mark,

I am 45 years young, my friend. You're 45 years young and you might as well be 23. You never

look up from your phone. It's disconcerting, I must say. Try to have a conversation with you

and you're always looking down at your phone. What in the world is going on

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