Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am the aforementioned Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

First of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

She's the queen of the invisible blah blah blah blah blah.

She's the queen of the invisible ba-bub-bub-bub-bocs.

And she's sitting right here.

Autumn Fisher is with us.

And he is the handsomest

producer in all of

producerie.

Jared Yamamoto is here.

What's up, Eric?

A lot is up.

You know, there's so much news.

There's so much stuff to try to squeeze into today's show. It's actually going to be kind of difficult to be calm and go through it slowly and not try to rush it. Like a good lover. You really don't want to rush things, even when there's a lot to get done. One at a time. One thing I want to say before we get to headlines, I cannot wrap my mind around this concept.

Kylie Jenner is a bubba billionaire.

Not a millionaire, not a multi-millionaire, but a billionaire.

And what I find hilarious is I think people go right to what I would think would be the secondary thing to argue about, or not even argue, or even to think about.

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