Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins now.

I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

The first of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here with us.

She's the queen of the invisible box.

Autumn Fisher is here.

And he, of course, is the handsomest producer in all of producery.

Jared Yamamoto is here.

Did you order some new shoes yet, Eric, for tomorrow?

Why?

Because it's the big women's march?

Yeah, all around the country, including here in Atlanta.

You know what?

I was going to sign up, and they asked me if I was anti-Semitic and I said no and they said, well, you're not welcome. So I'm not allowed to be part of the women's march. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't have what it takes, apparently. That's a very controversial position to take nowadays. I will tell you this, but I'm happy. Where's Mark Aaron? I told him to get in here right as we went on the air, and he said that he would be here.

I'm there.

You're here, buddy.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe he's forgetting.

But I wanted Mark Aram to come in because I wanted him to be a witness to the fact that I'm doing better when it comes to trying to lose some of this extra tonnage

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