Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

The first of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Forne and Out the Door, Andrews.

I don't like that name.

Well, you know, do something about it then.

You know, these things can be changed

for your own behavior.

She's the queen of the invisible box

and has quite the potty mouth.

Autumn Fisher is here.

And he, of course, is the handsomest producer.

Blotting up a little bit lately, but still, the handsomest producer. Blowing up a little bit lately.

But still, the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto is here.

It's a little water weight going on.

Well, you know, it's if you call beer water.

Yeah.

There's a little bit of beer weight there.

A little light beer.

He's still gaining his freshman 15.

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