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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler Doctrine Begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

Surrounded by most, but not all, the doctrinairs, plus a special guest.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark is not here. We have Trent behind the glass helping us out. And we also have, of course, Jared Yamamoto. But look over here. English Nick has joined us. I'm special? I'm special. You're a special guest. Oh, come on. Well, you're not. You are a doctrinaire at Marge is the way I think of you. It's special because he's engaged. Yes. Engaged. Engaged. As opposed to engorged, which is a whole different thing. You have decided. I'm glad you can still be that way, though. Decided to make, yes. In your later 50s, if I could say. You can say it. Love it. To give up all of your freedom and you're going to get married.

I never understand that whole thing about the bachelor parties you see where it's like,

oh, it's last night of freedom.

What was she stopping him from doing apart from what he shouldn't do?

Well, here's the problem.

Exactly.

The problem with that is that it doesn't even add up.

The idea of, well, you got to go crazy at your bachelor party.

You got to sew your wild oats because it's your last chance.

I don't know anybody's noticed, but sexual thoughts don't work that way.

They don't work like, oh, well, got that out of my system.

So I guess I'll know.

One of two things happens when you do something new.

Either you really like it and you want to do it again as fast as possible,

or it was really embarrassing, awkward, and geez, I hope I don't have to go see that person at work the next day.

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