Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

I got the doctrines doctrinairs in tow.

Most, if not all.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark's on vacation.

Vinnie Reynolds is going to get us started.

Thank you, Vinny.

And Jared Yamamoto, of course, is here.

Would it be the Von Hessler Doctrine if Jared Yovamoto wasn't over there smiling for some strange reason? Nothing has even been said yet. It's a beautiful day in the ATL, my friend. It is another beautiful day. But in the back of my mind, I'm just like, is it ever going to rain again? No. Maybe this weekend. This weekend. No? I don't know. Hey, I'm hearing no over here. Christina Edwards. Are you mad at the world? Are you, is this, is this your revenge? It needs to get so boiling hot that the clouds cry. And this is what you want to see. You want to see the clouds cry. The clouds need to cry to water the plants. I'm Christina Edwards. I don't know. So supposedly this weekend, we're going to get a little bit of...

I'm not seeing it at all.

You told me the 20... Somebody check the barometric pressure.

Okay. All right, there's the barometric pressure lady. We hire a lady. All she does is look at the barometric pressure.

Well, I have the acuether app.

Oh, wow. Hey, listen, I guess the rich just keep getting richer.

Oh, and all the rain that they were saying could happen is gone. So now you're looking at the 25th.

Yeah, I go to those weather dudes on YouTube. They always try to get it's never going to rain again.

Ryan Hall, y'all. This changes everything.

These storms are ridiculous.

Every storm system is the worst system that the country has ever seen.

Yes. Does it say like not clickbait on it?

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