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Eric Von Hesler is not here today, but you have us, the doctrinares. I'm Tim Andrews. There's Jared Yamamoto. Over there behind the glass, George Clark. And somewhere in the ether, Autumn Fisher. Hi, Autumn. Hello. Hello. There she is. I think what happened with Eric is he was taking a cue from Kirstie Noam's husband, and he got wrapped up exploring the bimbification fetish last night. And you know how that goes when you're dabbling in a new fetish? You just don't want to let go. Well, you don't want to lose your subs either. I mean, you got all these people that are logged in, and you know, you don't want to end the show right yeah you know after those pictures

came out there was one um and cam soda which is a competitor i guess of only fans or a streaming

site she's a dominatrix and uh she came forward and said oh i recognize that guy and he's into doing

this and into doing that and uh he's in he he wants to be dominated verbally and shamed while he's dressing up. Hey, I knew it. See, so I was bringing that up because Autumn was on to something. Woo! I feel good. Yes, Autumn. Way to go, Autumn. Thank you, everybody. Autumn, that's an interesting. Observation. Observation. Yeah, so you're going to play it? Or because I thought him that's an interesting observation. Observation. Yeah, so you're going to play it? Autumn, that's an interesting observation. Thank you. Part of me didn't want to play it for her just to let her suffer through it. You want to be humbled a little like? Be humbled. Okay. Jared, there's nobody better when it comes to fetishes than Autumn on this show. I mean, maybe me.

I just know the, I know the mind.

You know the psyche of these Cretans and these horrible people there.

Yeah, I like it.

Or as Archie Bunker used to call them, weirdos and sex shows.

I don't want none of them in my house eat it.

Oh, Archie.

He just likes to put balloons under his shirt. What do they call the

ties at the end of the balloon? There was a name for it. The nut.

Balloon nut? No, but there was a funny name for it. It was sort of a playoff of nipples

or something like that. Well, we'll look into it because I know the audience is dying to know in case they forgot. Hey, we are taking your open mic. Speaking of the audience, you can leave us an open mic on the USB radio app, open mic feature. What do you get 30 seconds? Get 30 seconds over there. Yeah, so don't ramble. Yeah, it'll cut you off. There are a lot of open mics that I get there. People are in the middle of a great point and all of a sudden it gets cut off.

Hey, Dr. Nairz, I just think about the time when you guys have said in mind, I want to talk about your... Oh, sorry, that's it. You didn't get your point across. Oh so last night the president of the united states

had a and address at nine o'clock that i completely forgot to watch until it was too late

oh i watched it live man my goodness you did watch it live you put yourself through so much

torture but that's your job you have to you watch all these things out of interest correct

correct also you are very much invested in your career.

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