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The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP014 - The Singularity

The Von Haessler Doctrine

WSB Radio

Music, Currentevents, Daily News, Andrews, Radio, Sports, Wsb, Jared, Education, News, Vonhaessler, Society & Culture, English, Atlanta, Tim, Greg, Arts, Comedy, Music Commentary, Current, Improv, Eric, Nick, Politics, Wsbradio, Autumn, Russ, Fischer, Yamamoto, Tv & Film, Technology

4.7695 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Join Eric, @EnglishNick67, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3pm-7pm as they chat about Elon's latest lies, ice storm emergencies, sex pests, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast.

0:04.3

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0:14.2

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

0:21.6

I'm your host, Eric von Hesler.

0:26.5

Surrounded by the doctrinairs plus one.

0:29.5

We have Tim Andrews.

0:31.2

We have Autumn Fisher.

0:33.1

We have George Clark.

0:35.0

English Nick is here.

0:36.5

And of course, Jared Yamamoto, having trouble with that chair? It's a new chair. I know, Nick, but... I know, and it's down as low as it goes, but even my little legs are crunched up against the desk. I see what's going on here. That's because of Tim Andrews... He had that chair, and then he moved it over because it doesn't... You can't do anything with it. Right. Brand new chair. You can't do anything with it. Well, I felt some anger there.

0:57.1

No, no, no no no no no

0:59.8

look i thought they're holding back on the sitmatic no new chairs have happened they're holding

1:03.4

holding back on giving out the old ones that anybody wants them because there's other uh another

1:08.3

radio station up north of here that may need some chairs the instruction i the instruction. I know we have them in the River Studio, but the River Studio where I sit. You're up high. You're up higher, yeah. What are these things called? The sitmatic? Sitmatic. It sounds like a... It sounds like the chair company. They'll kill you. It's the best broadcasting chair in the business.

1:28.1

I think, listen, I don't know how entertaining it is to hear us talk about this, but I'm happy with the chairs. I am too. I think they were an upgrade. It is a massive improvement. They don't look as good. The other chairs actually looked like they were better. They had a cooler look to the shirt. They weren't comfortable. But they weren't. As chairs go, I don't think they got the job done.

1:46.8

Now, these don't have the look.

1:48.1

Maybe. They had a cooler look to shirt. They weren't, as chairs go, I don't think they got the job done. Now, these don't have the look, maybe aesthetically. What did Jared call these, BBC's? The best broadcasting chairs in the videos? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. That's what it was. Exactly, yes. That's exactly what it was. They use these at the BBC in fact of course they

2:01.1

do yes because they're in which is immobnish yeah yeah so uh governor Kemp has

2:08.6

declared a state of emergency that's right that's right we have declared a state

2:13.3

of emergency in the state of Georgia be out there and and be with or wear, keep, keep safe,

2:20.8

so what I'm trying to say.

2:21.8

Keep hold your underwear.

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