The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP013 - Fincells
The Von Haessler Doctrine
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🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks for listening to the Von Hessler Doctrine podcast. |
| 0:04.3 | Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content. |
| 0:14.2 | Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now. |
| 0:22.3 | I'm your host, Eric Von Hessler, |
| 0:27.2 | surrounded by doctrinairs plus one. |
| 0:35.0 | Tim Andrews is here. |
| 0:37.7 | Autumn Fisher is here. Autumn Fisher is here. |
| 0:39.6 | George Clark is here. |
| 0:42.3 | Look at that. |
| 0:43.1 | My old friend Stefan Pappas is here. |
| 0:45.7 | And Jared Yamamoto. |
| 0:48.3 | He's here. |
| 0:49.5 | If you were wondering, when you were tuning in, will Jared Yamamoto be there? Question asked. Question answered. I was going to try to stay under the radar for the full show to see whether or not people would actually know about we're here or not. Well, it's too bad. You revealed it. As they say, the cat is out of the bag. You revealed it. The cat's name is Jared Yamamoto. He's a cat, all right. |
| 1:12.6 | He's a cool cat. He's a cool cat. That's what he is. Used to be a Tomcat, now he's just a house cat. That's right. Well trained. Those days are over. I'm feeling great right now because I'm feeling special. You're warm. You got a hoodie on. |
| 1:25.0 | Oh, yeah, I got the hoodie. I'm ready for this weekend. |
| 1:28.1 | You're not going to get me. |
| 1:29.6 | Look at me. |
| 1:30.1 | You better get hoodie on. Oh, yeah, I got the hoodie. I'm ready for this weekend. You're not going to get me. Look at me. You better get that generator. I got old man Von Hessler. I've got the house to myself this weekend. I don't want to be like, you know, no lights, no heat. That's what I'm saying. You might want to get that generator now. Old school gooning. Oh, that's right. Otherwise, that hot one. A candlelight. That's truly old school. |
| 1:45.1 | Get some magazines at the gas station. Had me that parchment. Go old school and ask for the awry. I'm going to ask them for the awry. The Hoosler. Charcoal drawings. Hussler for Hessler. Thank you. I don't think you're going to get the bad weather. It looks like it's going to be all rain. |
| 2:01.4 | That's what you're saying. |
| 2:02.3 | You're saying that it's not going to be bad weather. |
| 2:04.1 | If there's any freezing, For Hessler. Thank you. I don't think you're going to get the bad weather. It looks like it's going to be all rain. |
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