These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

Surrounded by the doctrinairs, Tim Andrews, your host, Eric Von Hessler.

Surrounded by The Doctrnares.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark is here.

And, of course, the one and only Jared Yamamoto, lead researcher of this here and producer.

I forgot about one of his... Oh, thank you, thank you.

One of the hats that he wears is.

His research is so top-notch that it just sort of overwhelms for me.

The fact that he's also the producer of this show, Jared Yamamoto.

I wear many hats here at WSB. I'm also lead janitor as well, too.

Well, it's the age of the private equity group. So we all wear more than one

hat because why hire another person and help another family through life? He's running a

chucky cheese too, Eric. I am. He does. Actually, Jared is Chuckie cheese. I want to

say which one it is because you don't want to ruin the illusion of that being the actual Chuckie cheese. But let's call it a side hustle, but I think that Jared actually enjoys it. I mean, he enjoys, you know, what is Chuckie Cheese's thing? Like, does he have a... Private equity pizza yeah their pizza was always amazing now i've

been to a turkey cheese in a long time but i mean chucky cheese as a character like what is there

a signature noise or sound is there a backstory give me your credit card well there's that guy who's

in jail now i believe or he was he was a chucky cheese who was he was

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