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These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric von Hesler.

All the doctrinares are here with me talking about your Tim Andrews

talking about your Autumn Fisher

talking about your George Clark and your Jared Yamamoto

all here to help for the next four hours

help you get through

that's our job we want to make sure that everybody can get through

this Tuesday

afternoon. Well, because we are patriotic Americans, we want to help others in America

get through. And, you know, this is a big day in the history of America because 92,022 days ago

I sure I could have said

252 years but I like that no I like the days

I mean because I mean it's it's that important that we should reflect

exactly how many days it's happened

92,00022 days since the Boston Tea Party.

Oh, that's right.

So many days, I forgot the name of it.

It's a lot of, you know, it's 90,000 days to remember the name of something.

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