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Hour one of this week's Friday edition, the final of the week of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

We've got the doctrinairs in the house, plus one.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

Great German spelling of that last name.

George Clark is here.

You just heard English Nick.

And, of course, we have Jared Yamamoto.

I got you, Autumn.

Japanese and German.

We got this.

All right.

The von Hesslas, the Fischer and Yamamoto.

Awesome Froline Frisher.

Fischer.

I thought that we fought and put this down, this Fisher Yamamoto nexus. You were talking about that last time I was here and that was a while ago. I feel left out. I'm the same thing every day. I feel left out. I'm only a quarter German. And just not enough. Not pure enough. No, Mott. I have denied my German heritage. Don't deny it. Own up to it. No. Embrace it. I just do it. I deny it. You feel embrace. Yes. I don't know. Do I really do know? Would I walk up to people and go, hey, by the way, I want you to know. Can I apologize? How would you deny your heritage? Can I apologize to my German neighbors who live up the street?

A couple of houses up on the other side of the road.

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